111 new messages!
Errrr....
No, I'm not goin' through them!
Anywho...
Sky is really cloudy lately, an its cold outside.
No pictures.
Etc.


Story the Second --complete--Once upon a time... There was a monkey. It was a really, really, really smart ass. It was fairly strong, too. You see, this monkey lived on a small tropical island approximately two miles North of the Tropic of Cancer. But if it's north of the Tropic of Cancer, then it's not really tropical, is it? Oh, screw that. It learned all sorts of tricks from this crazy monk dude who was named, but no one called him "Iamamartialartsmasterwhocandicepineappledlikethoseknivesadveritisedininfomercialsfor3easypaymentsofnineteenninetyninecal loneeighthundredtwosixseventwothousandandonealarmforceanywaysifyoudontfearmeiwillchopyouuplikethepineappleintheaStory the Second --complete--


Story the SecondOnce upon a time... There was a monkey. It was a really, really, really smart ass. It was fairly strong, too. You see, this monkey lived on a small tropical island approximately two miles North of the Tropic of Cancer. But if it's north of the Tropic of Cancer, then it's not really tropical, is it? Oh, screw that. It learned all sorts of tricks from this crazy monk dude who was named, but no one called him "Iamamartialartsmasterwhocandicepineapple dlikethoseknivesadveritisedininfomercialsfor3easypaymentsofnineteenninetyninecalloneeighthundredtwosixseventwothousandandonealarmforceanywaysifyoudontfearmeiwillchopyouuplikethepineappleintheaStory the Second


Story the FirstIn the beginning, there was PIE! And this PIE! died and became a simple pi. So this here pi. went and decided to multiply itself by eating something called “R SKWARE”. So then the circle went into Photoshop 7 and got 3D-ified by some guy called Pineapple Joe. And company. Then the pineapple got diced into my fruit salad which I ate for lunch, and my stapler plagiarized all of the work of this guy. So my stapler made the world. BELIEVE IT! Well… you don’t really HAVE to, because one day my computer exploded when somebody said “I'm da BOMB!” and then went "KABLOOIE!" And then the world and some other crappy digital art got sold on eBay for threStory the First


The Tofu IncidentThe Tofu Incident “Why don’t you just fucking pick one already?” I screamed. “We’ve been here for more than three hours now, and it’s not as if this is important anyways!” My outburst went unnoticed, however, as Kelly simply ignored me and continued to stare at the box-shaped packages that she held in her hands. “I want to get the best stuff,” she said, casually moving one of her curly blonde bangs out of her eye and persisting in the arduous process of selecting tofu. “You can’t just buy any kind of tofu,” she began,The Tofu Incident
by ~shirosynth
by ~shirosynth
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~Dark Light
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"Paper is fine, Nerf rock"
~Sincerly, Scissors
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"We're burning down the highway skyline."
And waiting for a good time to photograph some crap..
Not literally!
...god.
i needed to to that
lol
Then, *runs like mad*
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"We're burning down the highway skyline."
have a
toodles!
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Thats right i was Honoured
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Up front there ought to be a man in black.
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